Zeahorse are four, affable young men from Sydney. Here they select the five horse breeds they'd like to spend more time with.
Australian Stock Horse
Solid mate material, not to mention an Australian breed so we’re more likely to meet one at a local horse party. Blue collar, independent, loyal. Everything we like in a horse.
American Saddlebred
Look at that form; erect and elegant. WAY out of our league, but it’s nice to dream. Kinda like having a supermodel girlfriend. Opposite in personality to the Australian Stock Horse however – upper class, clingy, and promiscuous. Probably can’t afford her and too much maintenance anyway.
Mister Ed
Not exactly a 'breed' of horse, but look at those pearly whites, that intense lovers gaze. Mister Ed is the full package. Plus there’s nothing more arousing than a talking horse.
Mustang
Sex appeal of the mustang is through the roof, but it’s hard to tame such a free spirit. Probably not long-term relationship material. But how could anyone resist those beautiful, flowing locks.
Punk Horse
Probably the breed we’re most well matched with. We share the same taste in bands and have a similar circle of friends. When Bart and Duncan break up, Zeahorse will be there for the rebound.
Zeahorse Tour Dates
Fri 13 Feb – The Spotted Cow (Toowoomba)Sat 14 Feb – The Bearded Lady (Brisbane)
Thu 19 Feb Tatts Hotel (Lismore)
Sun 22 Feb Frankie's Pizza (Sydney)
Sun 8 Mar – The Public Bar (Melbourne)
