If you enjoy witty, crotchety and occasionally cringeworthy quotes from brutally honest musicians, Noel Gallagher is the gift that keeps on giving.
A YouTube user called nutsngum2 has compiled a 10-minute highlight reel of Noel Gallagher's most contemptuous quotes from the DVD commentary of Oasis' video clips, and we are all in debt to him.
From marveling at the video's bloated production values ("Look at all those helicopters — that cost a fucking fortune... this is fucking nonsense") to invaluable insider info ("I never got off with that girl there, by the way"), the Karl Pilkington-like troubadour's words of wisdom are indispensable.
Sure, it doesn't always seem like he's actually seen the videos before, but is that really necessary?
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"I fucking hate videos. I hate everything about them. I hate the fact that they cost a fortune. I hate the fact that you've got to be there at eight in the morning, and I hate the fact that you don't leave until eight the fucking next morning. I hate the fact that the people who are making them think they're making fucking 'Apocalypse Now'... Fucking bollocks. It's nonsense."
