Brisbane metallers will play a local show this Sunday in West End. Let's get to know the guys a little better.
Who is Zodiac... Five neanderthals pawing their instruments since 2011.
We sound like... The sound of an enormous door slamming in the depths of hell. Classic heavy metal for idiots, by idiots.
Our first gig was... A house show on Halloween 2012.
When did you settle on the group's name, and was it a unanimous decision... I don't think we had a conversation about it, it's just nobody had a better suggestion.
In the studio we usually... Record music and eat burritos.
If we could tour with anyone... Wesley Willis RIP.
Social media is... A necessary evil.
My favourite app at the moment is... Voice recorder because I'm writing my memoirs.
To date, my most embarrassing moment was the time... I came out of my mother's womb shitting and pissing all over myself.
Life on the road can be... Fun, horrible, exciting, life changing, disastrous.
If you'll have us on your bill, all we ask is that our rider contains... As many of the highest thread count merkins you can find.
The most scary scenario we've found ourselves in, was... The time our flight crashed into the Andes and we had to decide who to eat first.
What celebrity/ famous person would you love to be spokesperson of the band... Stalin.
StalinThe last time I saw the inside of a gym was... I usually try and make it in once a week to sniff dirty towels and lick sweaty machines.
What's the one chore you dislike the most? Chores are great.
Do you have any phobias... I have a phobia of answering street press interview questions.
Would you ever partake in a reality show? If so, what type? Yes, only 'The Osbournes'.
Zodiac play The Bearded Lady 7 June.
