We sound like... Classical musicians playing pieces that a metal drummer wrote (Kat and Robyn write the good bits).
Our first gig is... The Bearded Lady, West End, March 28.
When did you settle on the group’s name, and was it a unanimous decision... It was a name that had to be, the band is inspired by the life and times of Timothy Thomas Woodley. He is the poet behind the music.
In the studio we usually... Have a surprisingly strict routine of making shit up and writing on the fly.
If we could tour with anyone... Black Sabbath.
Social media is... A thorn in my side.
To date, our most embarrassing moment was the time... We decided to do shows before writing songs.
Life on the road can be... Time to get out and have a stretch.
If you’ll have us on your bill, all we ask is that our rider contains... Twiglets for Robyn, Zubrowka for Kat and a dummies guide to classical guitar for Joel.
The most scary scenario we've found ourselves in, was... We fear nothing.
What celebrity would you love to be spokesperson of the band... Bill Hicks and George Carlin are gone... So I guess it would have to be Stephen Hawking or Daffy Duck. We like them both.
Woodnut’s Lament play The Bearded Lady Friday March 28.
