Somewhere between early Hoodoo Gurus and a more-laconic version of Skegss melded to the punk riffs of Hockey Dad, 'Obnoxious' is the second single from Melbourne four-piece Van Berg.
Think surf rock meets '90s-flavoured punk-rock laced together with new-wave indie rock that harks back to 1980s Australian AM radio.
For a band only formed during last year's initial lockdown, it's another sample of Van Berg's ability to craft rock melodies that instantly sound timeless but still retain a care-free attitude.
Given the title of the single, the lads have decided to create a list of condescending nicknames no one ever wants to be called. Thanks amigos!
1: Buddy
Harmless but endearing. Most definitely condescending, but at least the old codger who just hit you with this has good intentions.
2: Champ
This one sends shivers down the spine. A favourite of the older generation (I'm looking at you Angelo from IGA Express). Its emasculating effect is nothing to be trifled with.
3: Superstar
A familiar favourite among local footy clubs all over Australia. Perfectly applicable to 12-year-old Billy who just snagged his first goal 10 metres directly in-front; less applicable to anyone over the age of 15.
4: Squirt
Nothing reverts you to the feeling of being a 5-year-old child out of your depth, than being hit with the classic 'squirt'. Another classic among local sporting clubs, this one is the emotional equivalent of being stabbed with an ice pick.
5: Tiger
Where to begin. I can't even explain why this is offensive or even condescending, but it certainly cuts deep. I've only been hit with this once by an eccentric barista, but boy did it draw some strange reactions from lookers on.
