5 2-Dimensional Men I Was Eros Would Let Split Them In Two

i was Eros' newest release is the single 'Crying Like Kirby'.
Our eclectic team of writers from around Australia – and a couple beyond – with decades of combined experience and interest in all fields.

I was Eros is taking the next step in their journey of genre.

New single 'Crying Like Kirby' symbolises a large step in their discography, being their most pop-centric song yet; the song details an obsessive crush over someone too oblivious to notice.

I was Eros is a queer, non-binary artist based in Brisbane. They first released a string of singles experimenting with genre and utilising many alternative techniques. Their inspirations vary from Lorde, Billie Eilish, and Halsey.



Here, i was Eros shares five 2-Dimensional men they would let split them in two.

5: Loke (Leo) - Fairy Tail

A man who lies about who he is and even has a fake name – I have a type. He's shrouded with mystery and unwarranted charisma, and that kind of suspicious, enigmatic presence is just the kind of thing that leaves you wanting more.

But when you start pulling back the layers and seeing what's behind the curtain, you see a tortured soul living in a constant state of self-hatred and martyrdom – the ideal starting point for a fairytale romance.

What really holds Loke back in this list is that despite the lies and traumatic past he would treat me very well and respect me as a human, and I can't deal with those kinds of green flags.



4: Josuke Higashikata - 'JoJo's Bizarre Adventure'

At first, I found this man and his hair incredibly off-putting, but I began to piece together the laidback, high school sweetheart who watches TV with you after school while you patch up his wounds and clean up all the blood covering him, almost none of it his.

Uncontrollable anger issues, a good conscience, the willingness to lay down his life for his friends, and how fine he looks when he fights – this is what a story of true love is made of.



3: Sasuke Uchiha - 'Naruto'

Sasuke may seem cold, heartless, emotionally unavailable, occasionally violent, and incredibly traumatised, but this is just because he is. So, imagining him ignoring everyone else in his life and then saying three words to me would make me absolutely swoon.

Being with him would feel like being with a ghost, half here and half there; you're not even sure if he's there or if he sees you. What's not to love? It'll just make the moments he pays you a shred of attention even more valuable.



2: Jellal Fernandes - Fairy Tail

Jellal was a kind guy who was turned into a manipulative and violent version of himself by a spirit he believed to be a dark mage – typical guy on Tinder.

But what truly sets him apart from the rest is that this man has lied to everyone once close to him and even tried to sacrifice his childhood friend. So nothing would hit like five minutes of his undivided attention.

If you’re not already onboard, let me up the ante: incredibly violent, exceedingly manipulative, and has a hot tattoo on his face. What more could you want, need from a man?



1: Ken Kaneki (Post-Aogiri) - 'Tokyo Ghoul'.

Before being held captive and tortured, Kaneki would've been nowhere near this list. But once accepting the ghoul within him, giving up on his humanity and becoming ruthless, cruel, and brutal. . . the attraction I felt was indescribable.

This man is constantly in a state of wearing blood and enacting violence; don't get me wrong though, his sweet nature is still abundantly clear to those he cares about, but instantly snaps into a merciless beast against his enemies.

If what you've just learned hasn't convinced you that Ken Kaneki is the ideal man, your love life is a lost hope.



Honourable mention: Levi Ackerman - 'Attack On Titan'

I know nearly nothing about this man, but as my friends are forcing me to watch 'Attack On Titan' my eyes have been graced by his presence enough to know he can hurt people and has a deeply tortured past while looking hot, which is enough for me.

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