In a world where Hollywood has made movies based on board games, trading cards, dance crazes, and a non-fiction book about orchids, it stands to reason that they'll get REALLY desperate soon.
Brisbane garage power pop squad Roth have some ideas to help Hollywood out. Here are five lollies Hollywood will eventually turn is probably already turning into feature films.
Snakes Alive
In a world ruled by snakes, day-to-day life is turned on its head by the sudden arrival of a super race called Killer Pythons. Staring Cate Blanchett as Ana Conda.
Warheads
In the not too distant future, the ever increasing power of the United Nations has seen almost all forms of warfare declared illegal. The only remaining opportunity to wage war is that upon the taste buds. Millions of dollars are spent developing super-sour lollies which exploit a loophole in the Geneva Convention… but at what cost? Starring Jeff Goldblum as Dr Sebastian de Sour.
Clinkers
In a world divided by three factions, young Aimee learns she is not green, pink or yellow inside. This makes her a threat to the status quo, which quickly escalates into a fight for her life. Directed and scored by Madonna.
Kinder Surprise
Based on an untrue story of a widower’s fight to bring down multinational company, Ferrero, after the choking death of her only child. This heartwrenching court room drama, teaches the age old lesson: “Chocolate? More like choke-o-late, amiright?”
Musk
A gritty documentary exposing the world of the outlaw musk trade. Harvested from deer glands, the documentary follows both the poachers, and the men trying to catch them. Narrated by Gilbert Gottfried.
Roth launch their latest single, 'Honolulu', at The Bearded Lady this Thursday April 17 with indie-pop pals The Worriers.
