OK, try and keep up. 360 was on ABC's Q&A a few weeks back and he said the Australian flag had become a symbol of racism. Radio announcer Tom Elliott took exception. With me so far?
Elliott invited 360 on air to discuss the matter. The eight-minute conversation ebbed and flowed between debate and existentialism — and at first blush, Elliott seemed to be making a decent fist of it, especially once Colwell started declaring that he was an "enlightened being", "a unicorn", and that he had been "inducted into the Illuminati".
Turns out, though, today's chat was not about racism — well certainly not a chat about racism with Colwell, anyway. The 3AW announcer had been interviewing someone who was someone else, and as 360 points out it's not the first time the jock had found himself in this position. Confused? Have a look.