Parents always say they love their children equally, but everyone knows that's not true.
Kingfisha’s bass player, Shannon Green, objectively rates the ‘Kids of Kingfisha’ based on a comprehensive set of criteria.
1. Sonny Ray Howes. Mick, the sound guy, is the alpha male of the group, so it is only natural that his eldest child Sonny Ray (with an awesome future boxing champion name) tops the list at number one. His best friend is a dog who he has to fight for food.
2. Tie between Blu Lucille Forrest, Harlow Leca and Vienna Stephens. The three elder, female beauties, full of talent, creativity and laughs. Possible dance choreography and album cover designs will come from within these ranks.
3. Lyla Dale Forrest. This high IQ bookworm already knows pretty much everything and should just skip kindergarten and start university next week. Would totally come in higher if she didn't make you feel so dumb.
4. Banjo Howes and Oscar Leca. One named after an instrument and the other after a ‘Sesame Street’ character, these little champions tie for fourth position. Once they learn to poo in a toilet, they may jump up the rankings.
5. Noah Frank Forrest. The newest edition to the Kingfisha family tree is yet to impress, but only because of the limited time he has spent on the planet. Looking forward to kicking the soccer ball with this little Aussie battler.
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Kingfisha will be joined by OKA, 1 Dragon 2 Dragon and 8Man at The Hi-Fi on Saturday October 11.
