Well, this is certainly a unique way to celebrate the 10th anniversary of 'Mean Girls'.
A bullied high school girl in Bakersfield, California, has resorted to a revenge tactic that even Regina George would have to think twice about — she filled cupcakes with pubic hair, semen, expired food, and pills and handed them out to the kids who picked on her.
When one of the students asked why the cupcakes tasted so bad, the girl told her straight-up — it was because she'd filled them with bodily fluids. (If this were really a gross-out comedy film, of course, the student would have asked why the cupcakes tasted so good.)
Police have confirmed that the cupcakes contained mayonnaise, barbecue sauce, and soy sauce, but the food was destroyed before it could be tested for semen. Given this lack of physical evidence, the health department has been called off the investigation. (The source of the information is questionable, too — only one student reported that the cupcakes contained semen.)
Centennial High School has now implemented a "no outside food" policy, forcing the cancellation of a French class food day and leaving teachers in disbelief that they left the South Side for this.
[via Gawker]