Maybe red wine and white carpet clumsiness runs in their family, or maybe they simply need a holiday and are drinking themselves into thinking they're on one. But there's no need to get your panties in a twist over your upcoming bash, quench your worries and forward this to your (potentially disastrous) guest and all shall be smooth sailing.
Don't try and pick up the host's mum/ dad!
Even if they are a MILF/ DILF, it will come back to bite you. Do you really want your bestie to become your son/ daughter-in-law? Talk about awkward family get togethers.{youtube}dZLfasMPOU4{/youtube}
Don't jump off that/ into that!
It is not a good idea. You will get hurt. It will break. You will have to pay for it. If you do have to pay for it, we can't/ don't want to help you.Don't have drunk sex!
If the chlamydia doesn't kill you, the embarrassment and humiliation will.{youtube}zcZ-jg670bE{/youtube}
Don't spew in the host's family heirloom!
Be it a vase, a pot plant or – God-forbid – Whiskers' urn. And don't even think about trying to clean it with their nana's doilies, it just doesn't work.{youtube}drGISMQgyDM{/youtube}
Don't #kyliejennerchallenge!
Or do, because you'll be the laugh of the party, you fool.{youtube}urH_nr-LbrY{/youtube}
Don't drink and drive!
If you're starting to get a little rowdy (which let's face it, that's why you came), then hand those keys to a mate. But if you do get behind the wheel and run into a lamp post, then we'd suggest you call a Traffic Lawyer, because you've just upgraded from fool to idiot – but at least they can help.{youtube}sRkXKFyiT7c{/youtube}
Being a good party guest isn't hard, unless you're Kanye, then good luck to ya!
Thanks to GC Traffic Lawyers for the tips.
