“When Shakespeare penned: 'If you prick us, do we not bleed? If you tickle us, do we not laugh?' he was flamin' spot-on."
“We're not too different you and I,” continues Sleepy Tea's Tom Wearne. “Whether you're a sometimes-shower, pleb musician like myself or a tetra-chin, multi-billionaire mining magnate, we all share the same mortal enemy - time. Yes, our inescapable march towards entropy. That we will all one day return to dust and disarray from which we were born. Also, nobody likes going to shops.
“It is for THESE reasons Sleepy Tea have dished out [wink] our Top 5, sneaky bachelor meals."
5. Banana toast
No need to jazz things up with any extra ingredients. In decadent bachelor dining, less is more: toast, butter, banana.4. Bread sandwiches
I warmly remember Mum and her partner, Dad, serving us up some home-cooked bread sandwiches every time she spent our food money at the track. Childhood.3. Fantastic Noodles
"What about Mi Goreng?" I hear you ask? Let me tell you. They don't sell Mi Goreng at the Aldi near my house, so I don't have any. The human body is a feat of engineering, being able to covert delicious cardboard, oil and salt into inhales and exhales for days.2. Tablehop Boundary Street
People are idiots. Pigeons don't have hands. That's where you come in. To get the best bachelor meal money can buy, go down to Boundary Street aka Cafe Town – in West End - on a Sunday morning. Like a lioness stalking her prey, watch for the pale weaklings trying to quell their rising vom-tide with bacon and eggs. From there, simply approach and offer them a 'Jager bomb' or any party-boy choices they were most certainly drinking last night. Badabing. Badaboom. You got yourself a free meal.1. Go to Nathan's house
My mate Nathan is rich, his parents both have jobs. You can go there for a feed if you want. They also leave their dumpers near the steps out front so you can paper mache a coupla frankendarbs.Sleepy Tea have unveiled the video to their new single, 'Silver Birds'.
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