5 Inappropriate Things To Write A List About With Coda Conduct

Coda Conduct

Sally and Erica are Canberra/ Sydney hip hop duo Coda Conduct.


They've recently released their new track, 'Paint It Gold', which is their first since the release of their debut EP, 'Butter Side Up', in March.

Since they dropped the EP, they've appeared on Triple J Breakfast with Matt and Alex, been chosen as Triple J Unearthed Feature Artist, played Groovin the Moo in Canberra, and received airplay across the country.



When Scenestr asked us to write a list of ‘5 things’, we really struggled. Don’t get it twisted, we got list-writing GAME. Even our LISTS have lists. But, as any good list-writer will know, lists are all about what not to include.

So, for an exclusive insight on our workflow, here’s a list of lists that didn’t make the cut. Let’s get meta.


5 Things That Look Like Lego Bricks That Aren’t Lego Bricks

This seemed like a great idea for a list at first - nostalgic, ubiquitous, quirky – but then we realised that Lego bricks have a very unique shape. So there aren’t many things out there that fit the bill. Maybe the middle-to-end section of a crocodile’s tail, if it was in an 8-bit video game and you kind of squinted. Definitely not good list material.

5 Places You Can Swim Underwater

Wow. So we Googled this, and turns out that there’s HEAPS of places you can swim underwater. All over the world! We didn’t even know where to begin, and beginning is an important part of writing a list. Definitely not good list material.

5 Youngest People In The World

Ever since the invention of the World Wide Web in the 1980s, information has moved at a faster rate than ever before. However, people are born all the time on Earth. In fact, they’re born so fast that by the time we’d finished our list it was already outdated. Nobody likes wrong facts, and since the invention of the World Wide Web in the 1980s, anybody can call your bluff.

5 Kids Shows You Can Masturbate To

Wow, this is so inappropriate. [Ed's note: Really, guys?] We would NEVER write a list like this. What if ‘Trapdoor’ made the cut? ‘Bananas In Pyjamas’? Can you imagine all those deviants sitting at home alone on a Saturday morning downloading episode after episode of ‘Gumby And Friends’? Nup, there’s no way this is something we would ever write a list about.

5 People Who Look Really Sexy In Fedoras

Nobody looks sexy in a fedora. Not even you, Justin Timberlake.

Coda Conduct Tour Dates

Fri 21 Aug - Brighton Up Bar (Sydney)
Sat 29 Aug - The Workers Club (Melbourne)
Sat 5 Sep - Transit Bar (Canberra)

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