With guest appearances alongside Busby Marou, Bill Chambers, Mark Seymour and Pete Murray, Brad Butcher is a true Renaissance man at heart.
Ahead of a show this weekend as part of the City Sounds programme in Brisbane, Brad shares the five Australian animals he thinks aren't likely to be considered as a celebrity pet any time soon.
1. Echidna
Known for its tyre puncture rate on outback roads than for its prowess in the cuddle stakes, the echidna’s spiked exterior make it difficult to carry safely in any expensive handbag meaning sadly… it makes this list.
2. Star-Nosed Mole
Even though the name would suggest a perfect fit for many a celebrity, with a face only a mother could love the star-nosed mole makes the top 5. [Ed's note: Brad, isn't the star-nosed mole only native to Canada and the United States? Thanks Wikipedia]
3. Ivan Milat
Since being convicted of the gruesome murders of seven backpackers, Australia’s piss-poor excuse for a resident, Ivan Milat, is these days kept on a short leash, currently serving seven consecutive life sentences.4. Crocodile
The humble crocodile is more likely to be worn as shoes or carried as a handbag by a celebrity these days rather than poking out the top of the bag, and for good reason too. This reptile will eat you! It's a fact.
5. Koala
Don’t be fooled by the docile nature of this very cuddly Australian native; behind this disguise is a violent and fierce animal; we love them dearly and you can’t have them as a pet, so back off!
Brad Butcher is performing at South Bank’s Little Stanley Street as part of City Sounds on 20 June.
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