It turns out the topless woman who went viral yesterday for destroying a McDonald's had a totally legitimate reason.
41-year-old Florida woman Sandra Suarez won the hearts and minds of the internet yesterday by destroying a McDonald's store while wearing only a thong before stopping to guzzle soft-serve straight from the machine. Now we know why she did it — a McDonald's employee had refused her offer of oral sex in the parking lot.
Reportedly, Suarez wasn't under the influence of drugs or alcohol; she was just horny. She was charged with criminal mischief and resisting arrest, before being released on a $7,000 bond. She told FOX 13 that she suffers from bipolar disorder, and doesn't remember much of her tirade.
The employees who uploaded the video have been fired; if you don't want to join them, you probably shouldn't watch the video at work, because it is obviously NSFW.
