Scientists from the University Of Oxford have made a discovery that their brothers in the scientific field cannot deny: women with larger than average backsides are smarter and healthier than those without.
ABC News (the American one, not the respectable Australian one) reports that the researchers found women with bigger butts tend to have lower levels of cholesterol and produce more hormones to metabolise sugar, meaning they're less likely to have diabetes or heart problems. Professor Konstantinos Manolopoulos, who led the research, said that women with more fat on the buttocks also have lower levels of glucose.
A larger butt also does wonders for leptin (a hormone responsible for regulating weight) and dinopectina (a hormone with anti-inflammatory, vascular-protective and anti-diabetic attributes) levels.
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Data obtained from 16,000 women determined that those rap guys' girlfriends require an excess of Omega 3 fats, which catalyse brain development. Not only are they smart, but the researchers found that children born to women with wider hips are intellectually superior to the children of slimmer women.
Similar studies conducted by universities in California and Pittsburgh — apparently this is quite the pressing medical issue — recently found that women who've got it goin' like a turbo 'Vette may live longer, as well.
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