Five Well-Known Faces That Have Appeared In Toast

Bootleg Rascal
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Bootleg Rascal came into their steez at a particularly sticky Sydney gig.


In fact, it was only eight months ago that these Rascals met and fell into their musical bro-lationship. Now after nine months of jamming and touring, Bootleg Rascal has popped out cheeky little mutant single, ‘Kings & Queens’.



The lads are about to start a month-long trek along the east coast. They’ve been eating their toast daily in preparation, and have discovered some well known faces residing on their burnt bread. Jack Grey elaborates.

The Hipster

Personally, I've experienced many hipster sightings in toast. Very tricky though, the nature of toast is that it can easily blend and/ or disguise the garden variety hipster with the subject of an international manhunt with ten million US dollars on his head.

James Blunt

With a couple of ear-piercingly sick love songs James Blunt found his face in the toast hall of fame. I also did some research behind this one and found this letter addressed to Mr Blunt which is very fitting.

Dear James,

Goodbye my lover.

Kind Regards,

Toast x

Tony Abbott

I had the pleasure of gnawing this nowhere man’s head off this morning with a nice cuppa joe. And I'm looking forward to banishing any clones, should they arise, to the same fate. Right now, I'm thinking next time I pick up the same loaf of bread I'll see a different face. It could be Turnbull scarred into tomorrow's breakfast – or maybe next weeks - and he's not going anywhere without a good sized Vegemite beard.

Joel Madden

With enough shitty tattoos to cover the surface area of Australia, this 'punk' rocker from Good Charlotte thinks he is the greatest thing since sliced bread. Sliced bread and Joel are going through a rough patch at the moment.

Michael Jackson

Ever since making the decision to change the colour of his skin, it was a real debate within the Jackson family whether to buy white or dark bread for the family Christmas celebrations. Clearly Michael got his way when he sent the kids from Neverland to grab the groceries.

Bootleg Rascal Tour Dates

Fri Jun 6 - Great Northern (Byron Bay)
Sat Jun 7 - The Joynt (Brisbane)
Fri Jun 13 - Small Bandroom (Newcastle)
Sat Jun 14 - The Attic (Mona Vale)
Sat Jun 21 - Beach Road (Bondi)
Fri Jul 4 - Sooki Lounge (Belgrave)
Sun Jul 6 - Birdcage (Wagga)
Sat Jul 12 - Baha (Rye)

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