Hi, this is Laneous and I'm the leader of a very exclusive cult called the Family-Yah.
Believe it or not, there are other fantastic groups out there. I, with the help of my associate Pesto, have selected five groups that have had a big influence on me as a cult leader.
The Woolies
No I'm not talking about the supermarket chain, although they are very inspiring syndicate. I'm talking about people who really, really like the feeling of wool aaall over their bodies. While getting they're jollies, they happened to make some of the coolest (or warmest) outfits ever.Bronies
These lovely fellows are ‘extremely unexpected adult fans of My Little Pony. A group of adult men from all walks of life that share one passion, My Little Pony. And like the Juggalos, they are family, even if they don't know each other. It's pretty beautiful.The Israelite School of Universal Practical Knowledge
While I don't condone or support some of their beliefs or actions, the ISUPK do have some redeeming and endearing qualities. They look like they are a part of Sun Ra's Arkestra and they believe that all English monarchs until early modern times were black.Sploshers
Not to be mistaken with Sitophiles (people who get turned on by food), Sploshers dig food fights and just generally being covered in food or anything messy.Juggalos
Most of you are probably aware of the expansive ‘family’ of hicks that are really into Insane Clown Posse. Described as people from all walks of life, Juggalos are actually birds of a feather, lower class bogans who gather to express their freedom at their idea of utopia in the form of a festival where you are free to do anything. They express this by wearing clown make-up, setting off bombs, listening to murder raps, trying to lose their virginity, taking as many drugs as possible and spraying Faygo, a cheap and probably repulsive soft drink. These gatherings are a catharsis release for the anger caused by their shit lives. Don't get me wrong, I actually really do like these guys. So there you go. Come to our cult gathering, Pink Dove, where you are free to express some of you're interests or fetishes (try to keep it legal or at least morally sound).THE PINK DOVE SHOW IV
Laneous & The Family-Yah will be joined by MKO, The Vulture St Tape Gang and The Melotonins:Thu May 29 - Shebeen (Melbourne)
Fri Jun 6 - The Basement (Sydney; part of Vivid)
Fri Jun 13 - The Motor Room (Brisbane)
