Not a dream, not a hoax, not an imaginary story... Pizza Hut are really launching the Eau de Pizza Hut fragrance this Valentine's Day.
Following a successful launch in Canada (of course it's their fault), the 'desirable' scent — which reeks of freshly baked dough and seasoning — is set to get mouths watering.
Alas, only 50 bottles are available — for your chance to win one (because that's definitely a thing you want to do), head to the Pizza Hut Australia Facebook page and write a love letter in 50 words or less that contains the word 'smell'. The comp closes 9am Wednesday.
"What better way to celebrate Valentine's Day with our Facebook fans," asked Pizza Hut head of marketing Fatima Syed, seemingly unaware that there are literally millions of better ways to celebrate Valentine's Day with his Facebook fans, "than providing them with a way to enjoy the fresh smell of Pizza Hut pizza whenever they want?
"For those who miss out on a bottle of our signature scent, the good news is, you can still enjoy the great smell of a fresh Pizza Hut pizza by ordering one of our new $10 boxes — a delicious meal for two featuring a Large Deep Pan Classics Pizza, five Cheesy Sticks and five Chocolate Sticks from just $10 pick-up. Pizza Hut is sure to get not only your taste buds tingling this Valentine's Day!"
Australians, the bar has been lowered — if you don't get your significant other a bottle of Eau de Pizza Hut this Valentine's Day, you're automatically doing better than somebody out there.
