Earlier this year, we told you about the powerful bromance between chef, author, TV presenter and all-round cool guy Anthony Bourdain and QOTSA frontman Josh Homme. Now we've found Bourain's archenemy.
Earlier this week, Justin Bieber was caught on video urinating in a restaurant mop bucket while yelling 'Fuck Bill Clinton!' To be honest, the whole incident might have made us like him a little more — while the whole 'pissing in a bucket in a restaurant' thing is gross beyond words, the Clinton non sequitur is genius — but it's also lost him a few fans. One of them, apparently, is Bourdain.
The celeb chef took to Twitter to share his thoughts:
The chef should have put his foot up this young punk’s ass: http://t.co/JyqSNoEKEP “My dishwasher ain’t cleaning that up, squirrel balls!
— Anthony Bourdain (@Bourdain) July 10, 2013
In a preemptive strike, I plan to tell my daughter that Justin Beiber tortures puppies. http://t.co/JyqSNoEKEP
— Anthony Bourdain (@Bourdain) July 10, 2013
Looking forward to seeing him open for Menudo at the State Fair— in about ten years. http://t.co/FjPfgSelET
— Anthony Bourdain (@Bourdain) July 10, 2013
And that's why we love Anthony Bourdain.