'Murican burger chain Carl's Jr is coming to Australia, because hey, you didn't need those arteries anyway, right?
The 70-year-old fast food chain will move into the Central Coast soon, with 10 more franchises on the central, mid and northern NSW coast to follow (our capital cities will eventually fall to Carl's Jr, but not just yet).
If Carl's Jr is known for one thing (other than heart failure), it's raunchy commercials — or, as Gawker infamously branded them, Slutburger commercials.
Basically, the chain's entire advertising strategy consists of throwing attractive women into bikinis or short shorts and making them inexplicably writhe and moan as if they're sexually attracted to cheeseburgers, which, let's face it, is probably a fetish for a whole mess of people.
In the interests of journalistic integrity, here's a round-up of their grossest hottest promos yet.
Paris Hilton, 2005
Cameron Richardson, 2005
Ashley Hartman, 2007
Audrina Partridge, 2009
Padma Lakshmi, 2009
Kim Kardashian tosses a salad, 2009
Miss Turkey, 2011
Emily Ratajkowski & Sara Underwood, 2012
Kate Upton, 2012
Jenny McCarthy, 2013
Nina Agdal, 2013
Nina Agdal (Again), 2014
Of course, if any of these ladies want to actually EAT their Carl's Jr burger, they'll have to physically transform into a man, because these burgers are for real men only.
Don't believe us? Carl's Jr actually filmed this ad and released it and nobody questioned whether or not it was a good idea beforehand. OF COURSE Jennifer Lawrence didn't agree to be in that ad, you guys.
