'Murican burger chain Carl's Jr is coming to Australia, because hey, you didn't need those arteries anyway, right?
The 70-year-old fast food chain will move into the Central Coast soon, with 10 more franchises on the central, mid and northern NSW coast to follow (our capital cities will eventually fall to Carl's Jr, but not just yet).
If Carl's Jr is known for one thing (other than heart failure), it's raunchy commercials — or, as Gawker infamously branded them, Slutburger commercials.
Basically, the chain's entire advertising strategy consists of throwing attractive women into bikinis or short shorts and making them inexplicably writhe and moan as if they're sexually attracted to cheeseburgers, which, let's face it, is probably a fetish for a whole mess of people.
In the interests of journalistic integrity, here's a round-up of their grossest hottest promos yet.
Paris Hilton, 2005
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Cameron Richardson, 2005
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Ashley Hartman, 2007
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Audrina Partridge, 2009
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Padma Lakshmi, 2009
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Kim Kardashian tosses a salad, 2009
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Miss Turkey, 2011
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Emily Ratajkowski & Sara Underwood, 2012
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Kate Upton, 2012
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Jenny McCarthy, 2013
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Nina Agdal, 2013
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Nina Agdal (Again), 2014
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Of course, if any of these ladies want to actually EAT their Carl's Jr burger, they'll have to physically transform into a man, because these burgers are for real men only.
Don't believe us? Carl's Jr actually filmed this ad and released it and nobody questioned whether or not it was a good idea beforehand:
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OF COURSE Jennifer Lawrence didn't agree to be in that ad, you guys.
