I've lost my wingman, can I have yours?
Girls dressed as boys, using techniques for picking up women to pick up men – while wearing pink beehives. Got it? If not, perhaps you’d better consult Melbourne’s cabaret trio The Desperettes for the premiere of their show 'A Lady’s Guide To The Art Of Being A Wingman' at Toff In Town this month.
If you’re not familiar with the term 'wingman' it is simply a name for the person who helps you out when approaching potential partners. Originating from the movie 'Top Gun' this term is usually reserved for guys, however, Melbourne’s The Desperettes are adopting these techniques and applying them to the modern lady. Their show will take you on a hilarious and eye-opening night out – pick-up lines, daggy dancing and that all important first move included.
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These girls defy gender as they highlight not only how ridiculous the world of dating has become, but also the gender stereotypes associated with it. Helping you out before the weekend hits, here are a few tips from the ladies on how to be a good wingwoman.
The Art of Lubrication
Lube up with an exciting cocktail! Next step is to make sure your desperette has stricked up a conversation with her target and you are discussing the next round of shots with the target's friends. When decided on shot of choice leave your desperette to conquer the art of conversation, head back with a fresh round and a new piece of trivia. Besides it'll make your job easier as she'll be less picky if she's had more drinks. #cosmogoggles
The Art of Attraction
You are never allowed to look better than your desperette but appealing enough to be part of the wolf pack. Cover those puppies and leave the desirable traits for your desperette. It's her night tonight, and you will sacrifice the perfect outfit just for her. Your time will come soon, young padawan.
The Art of Mathematics
Your job as her wingwoman is to maximise her one-on-one time with her target, so be mindful of the numbers. If it means you have to draw the attention of two or more guys at once, then do it. It is crucial to mention your latest trip to Bunnings even if it was just to perve on the tradies who work there.
The Art of the Hierarchy
Remember – your friend is always the coolest lady in the room! You are there to bail her out if there is an awkward silence, or introduce your desperette's awesome stories. If you find that you're leading the conversation with too much hilarious banter handball a great idea to your desperette, she'll catch on and soon you'll be a comedy routine the club will ask back for more. Just don't mention her cat.{youtube}mTTwcCVajAc{/youtube}
The Art of Reward Wingwomaning can be a tough gig – it can be a long night standing around in heels talking about sport or cars with some guys you have no interest in. Make sure your Desperette shouts you a few espresso martinis. After all, drinking makes the heart grow fonder, and the feet grow numb-er. Her greatest reward is a potential life partner. Your reward is the feeling of knowing you created another couple that we single ladies can vomit about.
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'A Lady’s Guide To The Art Of Being A Wingman' performs Toff In Town, 19 July.
