5 Ways To Get Into Heaven According To Western Kinsmen Of The Sun

Western Kinsmen Of The Sun
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With the 'progressive', 'alternative', 'gothic' and 'psychedelic' tags covered with their mesmerising brand of fuzzy, groove-based rock, Perth outfit Western Kinsmen Of The Sun return with a new single 'Heaven'.


The guys will be playing WAMFest in November; here they suggest 5 ways you can get into heaven when your time arrives. And it will.


1. Pay your dues

Usually $5 to $10, maybe $15 on a busy night. Get in legitimately. Always a good feeling. You've got the stamp. You're feeling good. Happy days.

2. Bribery

In the event of Heaven being at capacity, a little bribery never hurt anyone. Slide St Pete with the beefcake arms and narrowed eyes a $50 and cross your fingers. Hopefully he doesn't do you in.

Remember, 'those not fit to enter heaven are denied entrance at the gates and descend into Hell'. Not a good way to end your Friday night. Though minus the heat it's bound to be full of interesting characters.

3. Use a fake ID

Look. We all try. But looking at the whole thing objectively, we're a little scared about how our life choices might affect our possible entry/ non entry to Heaven. Nanna on the other hand, is looking squeaky clean.

4. Know Jesus

If you get to know old mate J.C. you're going to be fine. He's a cool customer, he's smooth with the ladies and his Dad owns the place! (Pro tip: see if he'll show you the private bar up top, he one-ups the water into wine with a fine bottle of tequila)

5. Listen to 'Heaven' by Western Kinsmen Of The Sun

Have a listen to our track 'Heaven'. Macca took a visit to Heaven awhile back when he found himself in Finn's choker hold after a gig at the Prince of Wales. Apparently that's what he heard while he was up there.

Get Out Of Jail Free Card

Vote YES in the postal vote for marriage equality. Because we all know that God loves us all.

Western Kinsmen Of The Sun play WAMFest 2017 at Amplifier (Perth) 4 November.

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