Wolfwolfwolf are a new punk-rock trio from Brisbane, featuring members of The Strums.
They’re currently working on their debut EP and will play their first show ever at The Bearded Lady (in Brisbane) later this month.
Wolfwolfwolf's bass player Helen shares her top 5 'Shark Of Shame' moments; for self-incrimination reasons she cannot disclose why 'drunken recklessness' is now referred to as 'shark of shame'.
1. That time with the baked goods
Being perennially impoverished on account of our joint refusal to join the grown-up world, we're frequently unable to afford basic nourishment.To counter our impending starvation we waited for a bakery to close and then begged for day-old sausage rolls and consumed them in a gutter, because we're 100 per cent class.
2. That time I introduced Jai to Jager bombs
Jai is a digestively sensitive, little man for who caffeine is a normal person's equivalent of A-Grade narcotics. Lucky bastard.{youtube}S-BNjN4d3VY{/youtube}
After being welcomed to the world of Red Bull, Jai had a panic attack on stage and forgot that he had to sing. There may also have been tears. I still have no regrets.
3. That time we had an awesome time in Melbourne
We love Melbourne, the people are so cool you could literally stab yourself in the eye with a drumstick (chicken or otherwise) without eliciting a single, emotional response, other than the dead-eyed stare of a shark deciding there's not enough meat on you to even bother giving you a chomp.We found this out by jumping off a stage, spraining an ankle, and screaming in people's faces. They were so cool they didn't even feel compelled to cease perusing Instagram. Respect.
4. That time in the 4ZZZ car park
This is what I remember: one bottle of vodka, two bottles of vodka berrrrrrg arrrrrg whhaaaaaazup. I'm on stage, where's my shirt, why am I on the ground, holy f@#$ I'm playing a musical instrument, WHERE ARE MY HANDS?WHERE ARE MY HANDS? WHAT EVEN ARE HANDS? Berrrrg arrrrg whaaaaaazup. Cyber City. Enough said.
5. That time with the pool
It started with vodka, as do all good things. It escalated to interpretive dancing to Jewel's classic 1995 album 'Pieces Of You'.{youtube}4uy_kz2myh8{/youtube}
It peaked with skinny dipping in a pool located using Google maps. It ended with a naked Uber ride. This is also the incident that spawned the Shark of Shame, but we can't talk about that.
