Rebel cowpunks The Undeadnecks will be raising some hell with their unique and hilarious blend of tongue-in-cheek outlaw country punk rock blues at the Dead Of Winter Festival this month.
Hailing from Hellabamma in the deep south of hell, Billy Ray Virus and Rusty Hymen rose from the dead to share with you tales of sex, drugs and rock n roll... Southern style. Keeping with their southern slush, guitarist and vocalist, Jack 'Freebird' Skullz, has compiled his Top 5 redneck sports.
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Whatever The Fuck This Is
It involves an ATV and a log so it is already the best thing you’ve seen today.
Mud Bogging
It is a standard event all over the south and it is fucking bad ass. Drive vehicles through mud. It is simple and perfect.
Belly-Flopping Into Mud
Get shitfaced and high as fuck then belly flop into mud. It is a majestic and graceful event.
Monster Trucks
A classic American tradition. One of the greatest achievements of man. big trucks destroying the fuck out of shit. Makes my dick hard just thinking about it.
Anything Involving Guns
Let's face it – shooting shit is awesome. So obviously shooting guns should be #1. So next time your shitfaced and having a fight with the woman, just smoke some meth, drink some whiskey and fire off a few rounds for Jesus.
The Undeadnecks are part of the Dead Of Winter Festival at the Jubilee Hotel, 25 July. 
