5 Changes I Would Make To My Cat If I Was God With Kings & Associates

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Neo-blues South Australian act Kings & Associates have a busy March with shows at WOMADelaide, Adelaide Fringe and BlenheimFest.


Member Stephen Portolesi has a love-hate relationship with his cat, judging by the listicle he has supplied scenestr.

1. It would be able to say one sentence

"Clean the litter 'cause I'm no longer urinating in that thing and I'm going to find something you wear that's on the ground and do it on that so you know how disgusted I am."

2. Claws would be removable and replaceable

I understand they're pretty important in a cat fight, but not to the detriment of every item in my house that bears even the slightest resemblance to a scratch pole.


3. It'd be vegetarian

My garden is full of buried rats and pigeons.

 

4. It would show me some form of emotion

Other than the look of 'I think if I was bigger I would like to eat you'.

5. It would be a dog


Kings & Associates Tour Dates

Fri 9 Mar - WOMADelaide (Adealide)
Fri 16 Mar - Blues At The Fringe @ Global Music Revolution (Adelaide)
Fri 30 Mar - BlenheimFest (Clare Valley, SA)

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