Miranda Kerr's family — apparently feeling jilted after their little girl went all Hollywood on them — will appear on the ABC tonight to air their grievances.
Pedestrian.TV reports that The Family Kerr will appear on tonight's episode of 'Family Confidential' to discuss why their daughter won't return their calls, a pressing matter of obvious national importance. Kerr's mother Therese, father John, brother Matthew and grandmother Ann are all set to appear.
Among the truth bombs set to be dropped are the revelations that Orlando Bloom (and not Miranda) told the family about the couple's divorce; that Miranda has surrounded herself with "Yes People" and lost touch with her true self; and that Grandpa John hasn't been allowed to teach Baby Flynn "how to milk a cow, how to ride a horse... all them country things".
It's unclear why, exactly, Kerr's family thought it would be a good idea to put their daughter on blast on national TV, or whether Miranda will ever actually see the program.
A spokeswoman has issued a statement saying Miranda is "grateful to her parents, brother and extended family in Australia for their ongoing support and love".
