5 Fashion Items We Wish Were Real

Little Odessa
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Next week Brisbane rock & roll band Little Odessa will be shopping their musical wares in front of a large chunk of the music industry at Bigsound.


But rather than worrying about band practice or updating their resume, the guys are more concerned about fashion items they wish were real. Musicians hey!!

Hand Sandals

The pinnacle of hand fashion, hand sandals protect the palms of your hands, in style. Designed with thinking machine super-computers and gene sequencers…bingo. Dino DNA.

Keyboard Belt

You know the tie, you know the cat, but do you know… the belt?

Hats With Speakers

These is probably out there somewhere, a failed fashion/ design student’s honours project or an Asian misinterpretation of a normal hat. Either way, let’s make it happen. Let’s get some hats circulating that have more speakers than a Bigsound conference.

Tazo-Holding Shirt

Ever had someone challenge you to a Tazo battle and you’ve had to be like “oh hang on, I’ll go and get them” instead of being like BAM BATTLE! I WON? Tazo shirt, that’s who.

Chair Pants

Nothing too fancy here, just pants that have chair legs sewn into the material — in the same vein as a camping chair — that just flip out when you want to have a sit. What? Is sitting a crime? Get out of my face.

Little Odessa play Mucho Bravado’s The Night Before Bigsound at Black Bear Lodge on Tuesday 9th September. They then play Bigsound at The Elephant Hotel on Wednesday 10th September.

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