In similar tradition to Rowan Atkinson Live, ‘The Sexy Detectives’ latest sketch is sure to leave you in stiches.
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Hitting the Brisbane Powerhouse as part of the inaugural ‘Wonderland’ festival, ‘Mono Logs’ is a collection of slick, theatrical monologues and sketches performed by a handsome troupe of gentlemen. These are their top five rivaled detectives of equal sexiness:
The Sexy Detectives: Luke Allan, Michael Griffin, David MassinghamNorville (Shaggy) Rogers
If there's a mystery to be solved, Shaggy knows just the team for it - the Mystery Team! Despite his personal demons such as drug addiction, hallucinations, extreme hunger (tapeworm?) and cowardice, Norville has sex appeal to burn and a perfect record for solving crimes. After all, we all know his famous catchphrase, “It wasn't me!”
Scooby-Doo
Well dog-gone it, just pipped at the post is everyone's favourite doggy detective. With his healthy, shiny coat, and his fetching blue collar with gold monogram accessory, Scooby's high placing should be no Mystery Team!Note: Tintin's faithful companion Snowy was disqualified following recent allegations. “Ruh roh!”
Daphne Blake
If solving crimes is in fashion, then Daphne knows just the outfit – the Mystery Team! Don't let her good looks fool you though; she's a whiz at solving crimes. She would have gotten number one too, if it wasn't for that meddling Shaggy and his darn dog too.Velma Dinkley
How could we forget the smarts of the operation – no mystery will last long when she's on the team. Feared by haunted house operators nationwide, this bespectacled and beautiful brain has the jinkies to work out the mysteries of your heart.
Bruce (Batman) Wayne
Let's not forget Batman! Be he incognito as sexed-up billionaire Playboy Bruce Wayne, or hitting the high street as beloved sexed-up comedy icon Batman, this is one detective who has the solution to every crime. He'll have introduced himself before you can say his famous line, “I'm Batman.”
HONOURABLE MENTIONFred Jones.DISHONOURABLE MENTION
Scrappy-Doo. That guy's the very definition of a sex pest.
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