Nikki Osborne Steps Out Of The Box As Bad Barbie

Nikki Osborne is the best kind of Barbie - Bad.
Our eclectic team of writers from around Australia – and a couple beyond – with decades of combined experience and interest in all fields.

Nikki Osborne returns with 'Bad Barbie'.



Filled with truth bombs and wardrobe changes, 'Bad Barbie' is an outlet for Nikki to let you know why the world is rooted.

Before she lets rip on all the other Barbies and even Ken, Nikki makes a few Barbie-related lists.

5 Of Bad Barbie’s Favourite Accessories

One

Bad Barbie comes with a radio button in her back. You just press that and she says epic comebacks. “I love to shop but I’m not buying your bullsh.t”.

Two

A handbag with capsicum spray.

Three

A killer pink sequin dress.

Four

Truth bombs… They come in a range of sizes.

Five

A bottle of scotch.


5 Of Ken’s Worst Qualities

One

He doesn’t have a dick.

Two

He hasn't changed his underwear in 50 years

Three

He uses too much product! His hair doesn’t move!

Four

He wants the bigger wardrobe space.

Five

He doesn’t have a dick.


5 Of Bad Barbie's Best Barbie Friends

One

Doctor Barbie. She always pops her arm back in and can identify the difference between a worrying rash and texta.

Two

Astronaut Barbie. Because she’s off the planet cool as f....

Three

Backpacker Barbie. Except she went missing.

Four

Bogan Barbie. Good time gal pal for crush’n tinnies on a weekend.

Five

Vegan Barbie. Only kidding!

Nikki Osborne Tour 2019

12-17 Mar - Brisbane City Hall
16-21 Apr - Eurpean Bier Cafe (Melbourne)
16-19 May - Enmore Theatre (Sydney)

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