Described as ‘a post-modern Barry Humphries’, a night out with Asher Treleavan will leave you with an unforgettable memory of physical comedy and acerbic wit.
Here are his top five ways to make it big in money in 2014; well not really.
Step 1. We can have lots of fun.
Step 2. There’s soooo much we can do!
Step 3. It’s just you and mee!
Step 4. I can give you more.
Step 5. Don’t you know that the time has arrived, HUH!
Asher Treleaven's set from ABC's Comedy Up Late! 2013.
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Ok so none of these have anything to do with making money, just a bit of fun before we all hit the big time. Here’s the real deal. My top five ways to make money in the future:
1. Neck tattoo removal studios
I don’t even need to explain why this is an awesome idea; get some investment cash; buy a small shop in Logan; CASH IN!!2. Roadside memorial cleaning
Everyone wants their roadside memorial to be a beautiful testament and a stark warning to other arseholes driving badly.3. Justin Bieber bibs, called Justin Bibbers
JUSTIN BIBBER! $$$$$4. No family stickers
For comedy bachelors and hilare spinsters who want you to know there is no baby on board. Nothing says barren fun like a bumper sticker that reads: No Baby On Board, RAM ME!5. Kids getting all uppity?
Treating you like a second-class person? Call Scare Clown! For a fee, Scare Clown will creep into your child’s bedroom at various times over a two-week period and terrify them into appreciating you again! BIG PROFITS TO BE MADE WITH SCARE CLOWN! (Also lots of employment opportunities to be a scare clown) win/ win.Asher Treleavan has just closed in Perth and is on tour nationally:
Adelaide Fringe - 3-16 March
Brisbane Comedy Festival - 18-23rd March
Melbourne International Comedy Festival - 27 March - 19 April
