It's 2020! That means Jacques Barrett has been a full-time comic for ten years.
'Boom-Jacqua-Laka' is Jacques' new show. It explores the journey that brought him here, and delves into his origin story. . . Because every idiot has one!
So how does one celebrate such a milestone? Leave it to Jacques to break it down.
Here, he lists five ways to do just that.
One
By selling out my Brisbane Comedy Festival show bruh, obviously.
Two
Pay mum back/move out.
Three
Release an album of my greatest hits.
Four
Tell everyone this is my last tour, then never stop touring.
Five
Share an 8 Ball with my accountant because I’ve somehow gone a decade without getting audited.
Jacques Barrett plays Brisbane Powerhouse 29 February.
