Since he was legally allowed to drink, vote and have a criminal record, Nath Valvo has been swaggering around on stage, TV and radio with his razor sharp humour cutting a new edge into the comedy scene.
One third of the cult comedy group The Shambles – a sketch comedy-based series – Nath pulled a Beyoncé and decided to fly solo. Since then Nath has gained an army of fans across the country – an army like Dumbledore's who fight for the good of humanity – with his bitchy and ballsy material.
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Currently a host on Nova's Saturday Morning Breakfast show, Nath's mug is regularly on screen for 'The Project', ABC's 'Dirty Laundry' and the ABC 'Breaky Show'. Hoping to one day host his own talk show, for now Nath is taking it easy and performing the circuit on the Melbourne International Comedy Festival Roadshow. Here are his tips for being a happy idiot, so you too may be a blissful fool.
Costumes!
When a five-year-old wears a Superman costume to the shops people say "awww! Someone call the cute police!" But when a 31-year-old does, people say "umm call the actual police, WTF?! What a creep!" Screw em! Go grab your groceries as your favourite super hero this week.Santa is real!
Q: What did Christmas Day become the day you found out Santa wasn't real?A: A day with the family. Boo! Trick yourself into believing Santa is real again and bring back the magic of Christmas Day.
Stop reading articles that have any of the following phrases in the title!
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Stop seeing doctors!
Why listen to what a doctor has to say about your health?! They've only studied medicine for 15 years – you can get all the answers you need on Google! Self diagnose, self medicate and skip the medical centre queue.Eat Lamb!
Try eating Lamb with a side serving of potatoes instead of A SIDE SERVING OF GUILT BECAUSE YOU'RE EATING A BABY SHEEP! Hashtag delicious.Nath Valvo performs the Melbourne International Comedy Festival Roadshow around Australia.
