What you see is what you get in Rory Lowe's new stand-up hour.
Rory's comedy antics have seen him take to the stage around Australia, over in the USA and even across to Pakistan. Most recently Rory supported Bert Kreischer on the AU and US legs of his 'Body Shots' world tour.
In 'What You See, Is What You Get', Rory will reflect on personal issues as well as America, Black Lives Matter, quarantine babies and everything in between – all while wearing nothing but his underpants.
Before he takes to the stage, the comedian with close to half a million followers online provides his list of five must-have things to take to an orgy.
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A can-do attitude. It doesn't matter what situation you are in; at an orgy, at a picnic, waiting in line at the post office. You have to be mentally prepared. So while you're waiting your turn in line, say some positive affirmations out loud. 'I am beautiful' or 'I am a bright star, ready to shine on the world', perhaps 'I can deliver this package'. Believe in yourself.Two
Palm cards. Orgies can be stressful situations, often some people get nervous. So bring notes to help you ease into conversations. 'What a lovely couch you have', 'Wheres the bowl of keys?', 'Please don’t put it in my ass'. . . Just to name just a few.Three
Flyers. It's hard to flyer on the streets these days, with the whole pandemic and things. But you’re at an orgy! Most people here probably aren’t worried about it. So bring flyers to help market your show, maybe some complimentary tickets. You have a new market of potential fans, go network baby.Four
'Dude Where’s My Car' on DVD. Sometimes, orgies are shorter than expected. Especially if you’re a man. It’s always nice to decompress after an intense evening with a lighthearted comedy. Try something by Ashton Kutcher or possibly post-'Dr. Doolittle' Eddie Murphy.Five
A towel. If you don’t understand the reference, you should stop going to orgies and read a book.Rory Lowe plays Comic's Lounge (Melbourne International Comedy Festival) 24 March-4 April.
