Have you ever wondered what exactly makes a bogan, a bogan? Wonder no more.
Pauly Fenech is here to teach you everything you need to know in 'The Bogan Bible', and with experience on shows like 'Housos', 'Fat Pizza' and of course 'Bogan Hunters', you could say he's an expert.
Here, Pauly lists five ways to tell that you might just be creeping into bogan territory.
One
You own Peter Brock Memorabilia and watching Bathurst 1000 is almost a religious experience.Two
You only own two kinds of footwear. The thongs for summer and the Ugg boots for winter.
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Three
You have a tattoo of the Southern Cross or Ned Kelly on a prominent body part.Four
In a conversation when you hear the word mullet it always means a hairstyle, never an aquatic species.Five
You own more than four vehicles, none registered, most rusting, all parked in the front garden and hidden by long grass.Pauly Fenech Tour Dates
1, 2, 16 March – Top of the Ark at Arkaba Hotel (Adelaide Fringe)8 March – Brisbane Powerhouse (Brisbane Comedy Festival)
10-15 April – The Comic's Lounge (Melbourne Comedy Festival)
26-27 April – Factory Theatre (Sydney Comedy Festival)
18 May – Astor Theatre (Perth Comedy Festival)
