'#FirstWorldWhiteGirls' are back, and they're whiter and more entitled than ever.
Selling out their debut at the Judy in 2014, '#FirstWorldWhiteGirls' have been using their hilariously narcissistic comedy and catchy vocals to grip audiences around Australia – but it's gone to their heads. Tiffany (Judy Hainsworth) and Kendall (Kaitlin Oliver Parker) are a trust fund princess and day-drinking trophy wife from the suburbs of Brisbane. Since their first taste of success, they have become completely famous (read: delusional). But with great fame comes great responsibility.
Tiffany and Kendall delve into the trauma of living in the first world: kale shortages, un-bespoke furniture, battling FOMO and asking themselves, what would Kim Kardashian do? The spoiled songstresses' politically incorrect show is a must-see for anyone who too cold with the aircon on, but too hot with it off.
These are just 5 of the girls' #FirstWorldWhiteGirl promblems:
#ONE
When the dress you just bought goes on sale. The worst. #nooo
#TWO
When you can't decide which Instagram filter to use. Lark? Mayfair? Juno? I can spend hours on this #paradoxofchoice#THREE
When you're at a function, and the bar doesn't have Pinot Gris, so you have to drink chardonnay. #barbaric
#FOUR
When you park at your local shopping centre and stay JUST over three hours and have to pay. #injustice#FIVE
When your hair extensions give you a headache #beautyispain'#FirstWorldWhiteGirls' performs the Judith Wright Centre 17-19 March.
