It’s the world’s boldest and cheekiest magic show.
Christopher Wayne and Mike Tyler, two of the biggest names in Australian magic, will take to the stage with their sleeves up and pants down. The guys behind the adults-only show tell us where they would — and wouldn’t — want to wake up naked.
Mike:
Where I DO Want To Wake Up Naked1. At my favourite hair salon on a Tuesday… where they offer a blow for half price.
2. On stage at the Sydney Opera House with naked Chris next to me.
3. Doing magic at Jennifer Hawkins' divorce party... I'll happily be her second choice.
4. Parachuting out of a plane over the Swiss Alps with a bottle of Moet on my 100th birthday… ’cause you're never too old to party.
5. At Godfrey's annual sale… 'cause everything is cheap and sucks.
Where I DON’T Want To Wake Up Naked
1. At a Jewish ceremony of Circumcision… I don't want to get snipped again!
2. At a high security jail conjugal visiting area… my naked body is an invite to the wrong kind of party.
3. In a morgue… this can only mean one thing.
4. On a girl's iPhone who's dating a bikie… 'cause I'm a lover not a fighter.
5. In a public bowling alley… 'cause there's a lot of bigger pins and everyone is putting their fingers in the same holes.
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Chris:
Where I DO Want To Wake Up Naked1. At a magician’s convention. With how magicians dress, I’d still be the best dressed person in the room.
2. On stage. I've done a lot of things in life, but nothing beats the freedom and adrenaline that comes from being naked on a stage in front of a room full of people.
3. Next to a beautiful woman. Specifically, Katy Perry.
4. Next to Ryan Gosling. I’m willing to admit what most men won’t.
5. In a police cell. That would surely mean that the night before was fun.
Where I DON’T Want To Wake Up Naked
1. At my ex's place. I think her husband would be pissed.
2. On an ice skating rink. Too many cold things and too many sharp things.
3. At Subway. Because someone would point to me and call me a “Six Inch chicken fillet on white”.
4. At the gym. Nobody needs to watch me do naked squats, nobody.
5. At my parent’s place, simply because they don’t know about my hidden tattoo.
The Naked Magicians play:
Tue Feb 25 - Sun Mar 02 - Brisbane Comedy Festival @ The Powerhouse.
Tue Mar 04 - Sat Mar 15 - Adelaide Fringe @ The Peacock, Gluttony
Sat Mar 29 - Eatons Hill, Brisbane
Sat May 17 - Arts Centre Gold Coast
