Currently being staged at Arts Centre Melbourne, 'Heathers The Musical' doesn't just revive a cult favourite, it detonates it.
Loud, sharp, hilariously unhinged, and performed with the kind of confidence you can't fake, this production feels less like a nostalgia play and more like a reminder that some stories never lose their bite.
Based on the 1989 film starring Winona Ryder and Christian Slater, 'Heathers' drops audiences into the social battlefield of Westerberg High School, where status is everything and cruelty is practically a school subject.
It's dark satire dressed as teen chaos, and in the right hands, it absolutely sings.
These hands are very right.
As Veronica Sawyer, Emma Caporaso is sensational. It's a star-making turn, full of heart, comic precision and the kind of vocal power that lifts the room.
She understands Veronica's balancing act: outsider, opportunist, conscience-stricken heroine, and plays every shift with clarity. You're with her from the first note to the final bow.
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Opposite her, Conor Beaumont nails J.D.'s dangerous magnetism. He captures the character's volatility without turning him into a cartoon.
Charming one moment, deeply unsettling the next, Beaumont gives the role real edge. It's the kind of performance that explains why Veronica falls for him, even when every alarm bell is ringing.
Then there's the queen bee herself. Calista Nelmes as Heather Chandler is a total knockout. Swaggering, savage and deliciously cruel, she commands the stage every second she's on it. Villains this fun are rare. Nelmes doesn't just play the role, she owns it.
The rest of the Heathers are equally sharp. Amélia Rojas brings terrific energy and polish, while Abigail Sharp more than holds her own in a standout professional debut. Together, the trio create the perfect storm of teen tyranny, polished smiles hiding sharpened knives.
The supporting cast keeps the world of Westerberg alive at every turn. Mel O'Brien and Zoe Gertz make strong impressions, adding depth, personality and spark whenever they hit the stage.
Image © Cameron Grant (Parenthesy)
More broadly, the ensemble deserves real praise. They don't fade into the background or simply fill space, they build the engine of the show, shifting effortlessly between chaos, comedy and menace while keeping the energy surging from scene to scene.
Comic relief lands hard thanks to Nic Van Lits and David Cuny as the jocks, who milk every laugh available. Their slow-motion fight sequence is one of the night's biggest crowd pleasers: absurd, perfectly timed and genuinely hilarious.
What makes this production hit so hard is that everyone seems locked in. No weak links, no passengers, no one coasting on the material's reputation. Every performer is on their A game, attacking the show's mix of comedy, menace and emotional whiplash with total commitment.
The soundtrack still rips, too. The songs land with force, the humour stays wickedly sharp, and the darkness underneath never gets lost beneath the glitter. 'Heathers' knows exactly what it is, and this cast does too.
Some shows entertain you for a night. This one grabs you by the collar and leaves you buzzing all the way home. One of the best shows I've ever seen, easily.
'Heathers The Musical''s Melbourne season continues until early May, before seasons in Adelaide (July), Gold Coast (July-August), Canberra (August), Sydney (August-September) and Perth (October).
