'Melon The Human' is a one-man street style show about Melon The Human. Melon is a human, and being human is one of the greatest things ever – Melon shares more:
“Hi,
My name is Melon The Human – but you can call me Melon. Because I’m obviously a human.
If you are reading this, I, a fellow human, would like to request your attendance for a gathering of soft-lings in West End. At the meeting will be the following – juggling, seating, doors, handshakes and friendship. Especially friendship!
Juggling items include, but are not limited to; a giant cube, a flying broom, rings, glass balls and FULL STOP PARTY – …...............!
Other successful gatherings have taken place all over China during 2014 and 2015 years. This will be the first flesh-ling gathering in Brisbane featuring Melon The Human. Melon The Human has been training and performing this show since 2014 – starting from Beijing.
Did someone say there’ll be cake? I sure hope not!
The meeting will run for approximately 40 minutes and will be attended by humans. After the gathering, humans are free to do as they wish – might I recommend paying mortgages, yummy!
Performance times will be posted on the website. Oh no, here comes another FULL STOP PARTYYYYY – .................!
High-fives and handshakes are ready to be given, I hope you are ready to give them.
Love,
Melon The Human.”
My name is Melon The Human – but you can call me Melon. Because I’m obviously a human.
If you are reading this, I, a fellow human, would like to request your attendance for a gathering of soft-lings in West End. At the meeting will be the following – juggling, seating, doors, handshakes and friendship. Especially friendship!
Juggling items include, but are not limited to; a giant cube, a flying broom, rings, glass balls and FULL STOP PARTY – …...............!
Other successful gatherings have taken place all over China during 2014 and 2015 years. This will be the first flesh-ling gathering in Brisbane featuring Melon The Human. Melon The Human has been training and performing this show since 2014 – starting from Beijing.
Did someone say there’ll be cake? I sure hope not!
The meeting will run for approximately 40 minutes and will be attended by humans. After the gathering, humans are free to do as they wish – might I recommend paying mortgages, yummy!
Performance times will be posted on the website. Oh no, here comes another FULL STOP PARTYYYYY – .................!
High-fives and handshakes are ready to be given, I hope you are ready to give them.
Love,
Melon The Human.”
Review – N/A; but 'Furious 7' got 8.1/10...
'Melon The Human' performs West End Uniting Church, 22 August.
