5 Things You Can't Unsee At Silence Of The Labia

This is a show about lady parts... If it hadn't occurred to you already.

Part stand-up, part vagic (that's magic, but... You get it), part quiz show...

It's put together by Perth stand-up comedian Simone Springer, joined by her dazzling assistant Miss Lady V.

“This show doesn’t make any statements, but it’s not a 'sexy' show either. It’s ridiculous and it’s fun. We hope the audience has as much fun as we do,” Simone Springer says.

Here, she lists five things you won't be able to unsee when you walk into 'Silence Of The Labia'. Be prepared!

One

At least five celebrities portrayed by a vagina.

Two

Various body parts masquerading as other body parts.

Three

Vagic ... Say the magic words and things may disappear.

Four

More Vagic... And there appears to be an awful lot reappearing.

Five

Think you know where the creator of 'The Muppets' got their idea from? Don’t worry, we see it. We all see it... and can’t unsee it.

'Silence Of The Labia' plays The Piglet at Gluttony from 5-10 March.