What do you do?
Preside over the esteemed position of Supreme Overlord of Boxwars.
Why do you do it?
Boxwars needs democratic authoritarian ruling with an iron fist of fairness.
What do you love about the city you live in?
Where did you go for your last holiday?
The recycle bin.
What's your favourite item of clothing? Why?
The clothes others wear, to make them decent according to societal pressure.
What was your favourite TV show when you were a kid?
'Voltron'. The '80s version of Japan knew how to robot.
If you could travel back in time for a day, where would you go?
Back to the beginning of this very question.
If we were coming over to your place, what would you cook us?
Manners. It’s polite to be invited over prior to turning up. With that said, would you like to come over for dinner at my place?
What's the best lesson you've ever learned?
The fibre in cardboard is different from the fibre in bread.
Tell us one thing about yourself that nobody else knows...
Are you happy with your work/ life balance?
Work that goes hand in hand with mortality is definitely the most balanced approach to life.
How do you define success?
As many people as possible being confused at why there needs to be a Boxwar.
What's your spirit animal?
Boxwars will next be appearing at the Melbourne leg of the Reclink Community Cup at Victoria Park 25 June.